Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm like, not good at living.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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