hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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