i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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