That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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