i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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