We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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