shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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