Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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