Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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