I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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