Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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