can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm at about main and main street
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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