Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i out mim tonsoeep
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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