i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Bang-toberfest begins!!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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