No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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