well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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