I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
