HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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