He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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