pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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