in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
