You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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