i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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