You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you had me at cake vodka
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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