Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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