awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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