Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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