Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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