There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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