how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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