so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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