is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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