Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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