I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
