Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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