He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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