tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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