I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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