I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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