maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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