Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
barbara walters just said penis...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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