I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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