Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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