I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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