that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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