love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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