Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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