and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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