Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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