Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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