How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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