WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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