Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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