what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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