I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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