there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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